For TMS students who are on vacation, but are always in touch with English.

How about a few riddles for fun? (answers at the end )

1. What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?

2. Why isn't your nose twelve inches long?

3. What goes 99-clump,99-clump,99-clump?

4. Where did Noah keep his bees?

5. Which is faster-hot or cold?

6. What did the boy when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

7. What does the sneezing champion of the Olympics win?

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/One sells watches, while the other one watches cells./ Because then it would be a foot./

/A centipede with a wooden leg./In the Ark hives./ Hot's faster. You can catch cold./

/God Bless, America!/A Cold Medal/

How about some crazy crosses to continue? (answers at the end.)

1. What do you get if you cross a termite with a house?

2. What do you get if you cross a foot and a rocket?

3. What do you get if you cross Michael Wilson and a pool table?

4. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a great detective?

5. What do you get if you cross two insects and a rabbit?

6. What do you get if you cross a ham and a karate expert?

7. What do you get if you cross a mosquito and an elephant?

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/An exterminator/ Mistletoe / A billiard bald/ Sherlock Bones / Bugs Bunny /

/ Pork chops / I don't know, but if it bites you, you're in real trouble./

And in the third place, how about some dizzy daffinitions? (instant answers if you guess right.)

1. Illegal : a sick bird.

2. Trojan Horse : A phony pony.

3. Willpower : Eating only one peanut.

4. Bread : Raw toast.

5. Cartoon: A song sung in an automobile.

6. Denial: A river in Egypt.

7. Paradox: Two medical doctors.

OK, folks, see you on the 28th! Enjoy your vacation and don't forget to smile!!

Sam the Ham